Ua ʻike au i nā mea he nui, akā ʻaʻole au i ʻike i ka moekolohe hui ma ke kahua ma mua. A ʻo ka mea kupanaha loa, ʻaʻohe maka luuluu o ka lehulehu! Makemake nā kānaka a pau! ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka ʻoluʻolu o ka poʻe komo pololei: omo lākou i kāu dick me ka ikaika a me ka ʻae ʻana o ka lehulehu. ʻO ka puʻupuʻu hope loa, ʻo bukkake, ua hui pū ʻia i loko o ka lewa o ke ahiahi ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo inā hiki ke hoʻopau ʻokoʻa!
ʻAe, ʻaʻole pili iki nā kaikunāne a me nā kaikuahine, no laila ʻaʻole hiki ke manaʻo ʻia he mea ʻino a moe ʻole paha. ʻAʻole ia he mea kupanaha no ke kanaka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine, me ka ʻole o nā hoa moe maʻamau a kokoke i kēlā me kēia lā e pili ana kekahi i kekahi, ua manaʻo koke ʻia ʻo ia i ke kiʻekiʻe o ka moekolohe i kekahi i kekahi. Ke manaʻo nei ua makemake ke kaikamahine (ke kāne a laila ʻaʻohe nīnau), manaʻo wau e hoʻomau lākou i kēia ʻano hana i kēlā me kēia manawa.
ʻAʻohe mea i haʻi mua ʻia: ma hope o ka hoʻokuʻu mālie ʻana i kahi manamana lima i luna o kona anus, e hoʻokuke iā ia i haʻalulu nā paia! He mea kupanaha ka hiki ana i kona waha ke hookipa i kana moa.