Ke kamaʻilio maikaʻi ʻole kaʻu kaikamahine me kona makuakāne, me ka hoʻoikaika ʻana iā ia ma nā ʻano āpau e hoʻomake iā ia, aneane hiki ʻole ke mālama i loko o nā palena o ka pono. A hoʻohiki ʻo ia iā ia e like me ko kona makuahine. No laila, i kona lawe ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo i loko o kona waha, ua ʻae koke ʻo ia. A ʻaʻole liʻuliʻu, ua ninini ʻo ia i kāna puʻu ma luna o kāna ʻōpuʻu liʻiliʻi. ʻO ke kumuhana ʻoluʻolu.
Auwe ka hoihoi o ka pants pipi, ʻoiai ʻaʻole i emi iki ka hoihoi o nā wahine lio. ʻAʻole ʻo ka pants maikaʻi i keakea i ka moekolohe, ʻo kēia ka manawa mua aʻu i ʻike ai hiki iā ʻoe ke kuʻi i nā kaikamahine me ka wehe ʻole ʻana i kou pālule. Ua hōʻoluʻolu maoli ʻia nā kāne.
Kiʻi juicy, ka mea aʻu i makemake ai, akā, ʻino ka umauma o ka wahine, kau like me nā pepeiao Shar Pei. Hana i ka lua me ka leʻaleʻa, i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke kāne e kahili, ua huli maoli ke kaikamahine a wili e like me ka makani. ʻAʻole hiki ke nānā mālie ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona.
ʻAe, pehea ka nui o ka huʻu i puka mai i waho o ka ʻiʻo!