ʻAe, e ʻōlelo kākou ʻaʻole me ka wahine anal wale nō, ua hoʻoikaika nui ʻia ka wahine! A ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hāʻawi i ka wahine anal, ʻike maopopo ʻia ʻo ia mai ka moe wahine ua hauʻoli nui ʻo ia! A noʻonoʻo ʻaʻole ia i wehe i kāna mau aniani - ua manaʻo ʻia e hele mai kāna hoa i ka maka, a pono e uhi i kona mau maka mai ka sperm!
Makemake ʻo Mama wela e moe i kēlā me kēia manawa o ke ao a i ka pō. Ua ʻike kāna keiki i kona mau kuko a ʻaʻole manaʻo. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, hāʻawi ʻo ia i kahi hana puʻupuʻu maikaʻi loa. A laila hoʻomaka i kahi rodeo hihiu ma ka moa me ka splatter ma ka laina hoʻopau.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
E nā kaikamāhine, he aha, e hoʻomaha kāua