Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻO ia ke ʻano o nā blonde: he wahi e hamo ai i kou ʻāʻī a he wahi e kiʻekiʻe ai. A ua aʻo koke kēia pipi i kāna haʻawina a lawelawe i kona makuakāne. ʻIke wau ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i kona iho ʻana i lalo i kona waha a hoʻokuʻu iā ia e palu i ke poʻo. Pili ʻoe ʻo ia!