He ʻano huʻihuʻi a pili ʻole paha! ʻO ka mua, ua piha ʻo ia iā ia iho, a laila wale nō i kāhea aku i kāna hoa moe wahine e hana pū me ia. ʻAʻole anei ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kono ʻana i kahi hoaaloha? A ua paʻi ka luna i ka limahana, no ke aha e kono ʻole ai i kāna hoaaloha - pēlā e ʻōlelo ai, e hana i nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua! A he mea hoihoi ia ia ke nana aku, a lealea na lede. Manaʻo wau e ʻoi aku ka hoihoi ma kēia mana o ka reel!
He aha ka manaʻo o kēia mama i kona hele ʻana a puni ka hale me kona ʻaʻahu ʻole? No laila honi ka ʻīlio i ka makemake o ka ʻīlio. I kona huki ʻana i kona kapa, ʻaʻohe āna mea e ʻōlelo ai. A ua lilo ʻo ia i kiʻekiʻe a ikaika loa i ka wā i kāpī ʻia ai kāna sperm ma luna o kona mau maka!
Hoʻomaopopo ka poʻe a pau i ka hana ʻoihana he wahi maikaʻi loa ia no ka pili ʻana i ka moekolohe o kēlā me kēia ʻano, kahaha me ka makemake ʻole - no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻo fuck i kēia kaikamahine e hoʻolohi pinepine i mua o kou mau maka, e like me kā mākou e ʻike nei i kēia wikiō.
ʻAʻole manaʻo ka nui o nā kaikamahine i ka loaʻa ʻana o kēlā ʻano mālama lapaʻau! ʻAʻole naʻe lākou e hālāwai me kēia mau kauka, a hilahila loa lākou i ka noi ʻana e hoʻohui ʻia i kā lākou mau moʻolelo olakino. E nānā i ka ʻoluʻolu e mālama ʻia ai ʻo ia i ka minuke 9 o ka wikiō, makemake wau ua hele wau i ke kula olakino.
Hana maikaʻi ma hope o ka pā! ʻAkahi au i ʻike i ia mea ma kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻo Police Academy. Pono ʻoe e paʻa loa a ʻaʻole hōʻike i ka leʻaleʻa āu e loaʻa nei!