Ua'ōlelo mauʻia e hiki i ke kino momona a me ka wahine leʻaleʻa ke uhi i kahi wahine'ōpio ma keʻano o ka hoʻopiʻi wahine! A he aha - he kino hana a ʻike i kāna makemake mai nā kāne. I ka manawa like, ʻike ʻo ia i ka hoʻokō ʻana i nā pono o ke kāne. I koʻu manaʻo he kūpono kēia mau wahine no ka moekolohe!
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
E lawe au i kekahi kaikamahine e like me ia ma ke ano he kahu hale. Pono kekahi e poni i kāna dick a palu i kāna mau pōpō. A nani loa kēia ʻīlio. Pono ʻo ia e ʻōlelo pōkole i kona lā mua. E wehewehe maʻalahi i ka ʻae ʻia ʻana o ka puʻu i ka haku wale nō, a he maʻalahi kāna hana - e hoʻokō haʻahaʻa i kāna mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo. Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻoikaika i kāna hoki i mea e leʻaleʻa ai ka hana!
He ʻohana, e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe! ʻO Māmā, i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana, ʻike ʻo ia i kāna keiki i kūkulu kakahiaka. He mea ma'amau no ia makahiki. Ma mua o ka hoʻohālike ʻana ʻaʻohe mea i hana ʻia, ua kāhea ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine brunette a noi iā ia e kōkua i kona kaikunāne. I ka hopena, ua māʻona lāua, a hauʻoli ka makuahine no ka noho aliʻi hou ʻana o ka maluhia ma ka ʻohana.
♪ ʻŌ, leʻaleʻa kēia ♪